On Facebook yesterday Environmental Action offered supporters to send John Boehner, cry-baby of the western world, a pacifier. Message on it reads,
"Quit crying and fund the EPA"
Of course many of us lost our environmental cool and thought we were pitching in to send hundreds, maybe thousands. The door creaks open and struggling mailmen (essential employees not being paid) dump all of these into his musty place.
Next Boehner calls a press conference to donate all these Democratic pacifiers to...SNAP recipients. But, wait, that woman always standing behind him hisses, "That's wrong place, dummy. Give them to Catholic Charities or the right-to-life lobbyists hanging around here."
Boehner blinks, "Er, right, just like she said..."
"Just so folks know - we're delivering one pacifier, not many. And made of recycled plastic!"
Sometimes it's hard to be politically/environmentally correct and still have fun at the expense of your enemies. sigh.